Judgement Day Revised
Well readers our old friend and serial pessimist Harold Camping is at it again. He hopes that third time’s a charm in his latest prediction of the apocalypse. Now, the world will end on October 21st this year. Camping claims, “We always said October 21 is the day. The only thing we didn’t understand was the spirituality of May 21”. Funny, the only thing I heard about was May 21st. So that means no Halloween 2011? That just can’t happen! Anyone who has been to college and witnessed Halloween on campus will be just as upset as I am about this news. Don’t expect to see any billboards or other forms of advertisements for the Revised Rapture. “We’re not going to he advertising in any way,” Camping said, “The world has been warned. We did our little share and the media picked it up. But now the world has been told, it’s under judgement”. Really guy? There won’t be any more advertising because all of your followers pissed away their life savings on your botched prediction. They can’t afford their mortgage payments let alone advertising fees. Maybe you can take some of the $80 million of donations made to your show and help them out.