Friday Night Pregame 5/6/2011
This one goes out to all the soon to be college graduates. All I can say to you is, change your major to something completely unrelated to what you’ve been studying for the passed four years so you can stay in college. Believe me, the Van Wilder / Tommy Boy near-decade college plan is the way to go. I’m sure you rolled your eyes like I did whenever someone said these are the best four years of your life, but it is the most valid thing you will ever be told. The real world sucks ass. So crack open that 30 rack of Busch Light or Keystone and savor it. Next year you’ll probably be drinking finer beer, but you’ll be reminiscing about power hours, beer pong and dorm rooms.