Milk Thief Caught!

Imagine you’re shopping At Walmart, and while you excitedly fill your shopping cart with products listed at incredibly low prices you see a full grown man wearing a cow costume crawling on all fours. After following him to the milk aisle you witness the individual fill a shopping cart with 26 gallons of milk and mosey out if the front of the store. He then starts handing the cartons to incoming shoppers. That dream was a reality for patrons at the Stafford, VA Walmart. The costumed individual was 18 year old Jonathan Payton, and after attempting to skip away from police he was issued a court order at the scene.

I love ridiculous police reports like this, its definitely a guilty pleasure of mine. How does Jason plan to explain this one to his parents? I hope he turns out to be a PETA activist trying to prove a point intend of a moronic teen tying to get some cheap laughs out of friends who were video taping the event. Chances are it’s the latter.


Posted on April 28, 2011, in News. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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