This One’s For the Guys

Men across the globe will rejoice after reading this post. Indian scientist, Sujoy Guha has been researching an alternative to vasectomies for over thirty years, and has developed a method that has been successful in 100% of hundreds of human test subjects in Indian. The best part? It’s reversible!

The technique is called, “Reversible Inhibition of Sperm Under Guidance,” or RISUG for short. The new practice substitutes the snipping of your vas deferens with an injection of a non-toxic polymer which coats the inside of the tubes. The polymer is positively charged and your swimmers are negatively charged so when they flow through they lose their fertilization abilities. What does that mean? I don’t know, it’s science!

The research is currently in Phase III of clinical trials in India so it may be approved there in just a few years. Many western folk have volunteered themselves to be test subjects, but were turned away since they are limiting it to Indian men. A Florida man who attempted this was quite angry with being turned down and said he would, “Gladly put his balls on the chopping block for the benefit of mankind.”. I’m planning my trip to India for 2014 as we speak, if anyone wants to come with me send an email to


Posted on April 27, 2011, in News. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. i hear theres a pill out there that works pretty good…and that's 0 work for us!

    plus you can't go wrong with “ole' reliable”…that could mean a coat hanger, that could mean a personalized protein shake for your lucky lady, that could mean you channel your inner Bob Ross and paint a inspiring landscape of snow-capped mountains…just stay away from my awesomely-charged balls!

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