The Ultimate "Throne"
That is not an image of IBMs next super computer. In fact, it’s not a computer at all. That is Kohler Numi’s smart toilet and it is the $&%@! At $6,400 you get a buttload of completely necessary features for a pooper. To start off, it has built in speakers which can be controlled by a remote or through the above pictured touch screen control panel. No need to worry about cold cheeks or feet with this baby. Along with a heated seat, vents at the bottom of the unit blow out warm air to keep your toesies warm while you enjoy your morning glory. Deodorizer? Check. Automatic flush? Check. Does it save your marriage by putting the seat down automatically? Of course it does! It also has a bidet for the ladies complete with temperature and pressure control AND a blow dryer. I’ve already put in my reserve for when it’s released this fall. What’re you waiting for?